So today I decided to whip up some horoscope stuff for July 26th since people keep asking about planetary transits. Grabbed my coffee first thing – always need caffeine before dealing with star charts. Dug out my astrology books with sticky notes poking out everywhere like some kind of paper porcupine.
Starting the Research Grind
Opened three different astrology websites on my browser tabs. Took notes like crazy in my beat-up notebook – the one with coffee stains all over the cover. Mercury retrograde kept popping up everywhere I looked. Also noticed Jupiter and Saturn doing some awkward dance in the charts. Moon in Pisces gave me pause cause that always means emotional chaos.
Crafting Predictions
Started scribbling thoughts for each zodiac sign:
- Aries: Wrote warnings about temper tantrums during work meetings
- Taurus: Jotted down money stuff – always cautious with these bulls
- Gemini: Focused on communication disasters – surprise surprise
Had to redo Virgo predictions three times cause I kept second-guessing the Mercury retrograde impacts. Damn analytical sign always makes me overthink!
Final Touches
Checked planetary positions again around lunchtime. Changed two predictions completely – that Taurus finance advice was totally off after cross-referencing my ephemeris app. Added little emojis next to each sign description because why not? Scorpios get the knife emoji every time obviously.
Posted the whole thing around 2PM while eating leftovers. Got five comment notifications before I even finished chewing! Some Libra reader already complaining her prediction was “too vague” – honey that’s your sign’s whole personality right there.
Honestly? This astrology writing gig always takes twice as long as I plan. But watching people freak out over planetary transits never gets old. Might make this a weekly thing if my coffee supply holds out.
