How I Tested Eugenia Last’s Horoscopes
Okay, so last week, I got real curious. Kept hearing about Eugenia Last’s horoscopes being ‘scary accurate’ on a forum. Yeah, right. Decided to put it to the test myself, no shortcuts.
First step: Grabbed my info. Went straight to her official horoscope page. Needed daily forecasts for all twelve signs for one specific week – May 6th to 12th, 2024. Copied down the predictions for Career/Business, Love/Relationships, and Health for every single sign. Felt like doing homework, honestly. Made a big messy chart in Google Sheets.
My Reality Check Week
Then came the tracking. I didn’t just read it and forget. For seven whole days, I lived and breathed this experiment:
- Every morning, I’d reread the day’s predictions for ALL signs. Wanted them fresh in my mind.
- Throughout the day, I kept my eyes peeled wide open. Not just for my own sign (Virgo!), but for things happening to my friends, family, coworkers. Anything that remotely sounded like a horoscope hit.
- Jotted down notes constantly in my phone. ‘Sarah argued w/ partner – Gemini love conflict?’ ‘Boss complimented Leo coworker – Leo career boost?’ ‘Dad had backache – Taurus health issue?’ You get the idea.
- Talked to people, too. Casually asked things like ‘Hey, how’s work today?’ or ‘Everything good at home?’ Trying to catch any signs without being weird. Mostly.
The Harsh Truth Unpacked
By the end of the week, my notebook was full. Time to face the music. Sat down, put my chart next to my notes, and just went line by line.
Results? Big nope.
Here’s the cold hard reality I found:
- Way Too Vague: Most predictions were like ‘possible opportunities arise’ or ‘discuss feelings’. Seriously? Stuff like that happens every single day to someone, somewhere. It’s meaningless.
- Missed Major Hits: Actual stuff happening felt completely ignored by the horoscopes. Like, my Aquarius friend landed a major freelance gig – zilch in her career forecast. My Libra buddy had a surprise romantic dinner – nada about nice surprises.
- Some were just… wrong. Forecast said Pisces health ‘better than ever’. My Pisces colleague called in sick twice. Gemini were supposed to be ‘charming’ in love – my Gemini pal got ghosted. Ouch.
- Wild Guesses: The few hits I felt tempted to count? Like a mention of travel for Sagittarius, and my Sag friend planned a weekend trip? Could be luck. Could be because Sag folks always like travel! It felt forced.
Final Thoughts? Forget It.
Look, after logging everything and staring at the data, it’s clear as day. Eugenia Last’s horoscopes? Not even close to accurate. They’re a shotgun blast of bland possibilities. Sometimes a pellet hits by pure chance, but mostly, it’s empty noise.
Total waste of time trusting these for real decisions. They’re about as useful as flipping a coin, honestly. It was kinda fun playing detective for a week, but the ‘truth’ I found? Save yourself the effort. Don’t buy the hype. Just live your life.
